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LOLCat Roundup: August 20, 2007

nobody@vox.com(Tha Andimandie!) — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:07:14 +0800

Oh hai! Welcome once again to another edish of Tha Andimandie Show!
My hunam likes LOLCats so much, he asked me to post some of his favorites here on Tha Andimandie Show. All these LOLCats, of course, are made possible by the good people at www.icanhascheezburger.com- and if you haven't checked them out yet, or any of their stories online, go ahead and do so!
As a fine tribute to icanhascheezburger.com, we thought it would be a great idea to feature our favorite LOLCats right here, on Tha Andimandie Show! Go ahead, click on one of the funny LOLCat photos to your left to check out the full-size version. Leave a comment or two while you're at it!

Kitties in a Jar! Heehee how DO they do it? Makes me want to try it by stuffing Tha Havie and Tha Chloe inside a jar too! Details tonight! (Heyy! -Tha Chloe) (*bares claws* -Tha Havie)
Jazz Hands Kittie! All that Jazz! Heehee so cute. Personally, I'm really more into rock n' roll rather than easy-listening. But hey, a funny is a funny, right? Heehee!
Squirrel-raiding Kittiez! The captions say it all! Great work on this!
Incognito Kittie! Spot tha kittie!
Bourgeoisie Kittie! Reminds me of one of those hunam games- Sid Meier's Pirates! So coolz!

Hey, we'll be back with more funny kittie photos as we check on in on www.icanhascheezburger.com every so often. I know my hunam and his friends check them out from time to time- and I have a feeling you will too :)
Thanks for checking us out! See y'all laterz!

Tha Andimandie!

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Tha Claws of Tha Chloe: 08 Aug Roundup

nobody@vox.com(Tha Andimandie!) — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:15:24 +0800

Awrite awrite!
Welcome hunams to the very first edish of Tha Claws of Chloe! Tearing a new one on stuff we find online! Or not. Let's see, shall we?

Could it be Tha Chloe?

OK, first up, we have some news stories going on:

Like these stories on how cats are getting fatter! Yikes! I know I'd like to be a plump little kitty but not THAT plump! Lay off the doughnuts and vanilla ice cream, sister! Seriously, stick to -erm- fiber or cardboard or something. In case you haven't heard, dogs and even horses are getting fatter!
On the other hand, some kitties have taken a liking for plastic bags- you know, the ones the hunams use when they bring out tasty treats for kittiez? Those bags! Personally, I like diving INTO those bags- seems like there's something moving inside 'em *pounce*
Meanwhile, China is having problems with its dogs! Specifically, Beijing's 700,000 dogs. 700,000! Imagine all the crap you have to pick after! Hold on, they DO pick after their dogs in China, right? Anyone?
And in New Zealand, a bull mastiff/terrier chewed on two hunams (ouchie!) and had to be seized by local officials! Hey wasn't there a similar story before? Oh wait, no. That was a Jack Russell that saved some kids from being mauled by a couple of pit bulls. Sad :(
Lastly, you guys have heard about that story on the world's richest pets right? Well, regular folk want to make sure their pets are well taken care of even in the event of their untimely demise. I'm sure my hunam would leave me that nice little ball I was chewing on earlier today! *scratchie*

Well, that's it for the week's roundup! Join us next week for another edish of Tha Claws of Tha Chloe! How does that Grab ya?

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Nappie-Time Wif Tha Havie: Sleep for Kittiez!

nobody@vox.com(Tha Andimandie!) — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 13:31:28 +0800

Oh hai
Welcome to Nappie-time Wif Tha Havie! This portion of Tha Andimandie Show is dedicated to keeping your kittiez happy- because happy, contented kittiez always find time too sleep!
Like me!

Bug-eyed Havie!

Sleeping is a big deal for us kittiez! You hunams might not notice it, but we actually spend MOST of the day sleeping. According to Pets.ca, "cats sleep a lot and it is perfectly normal. In fact an average house cat will sleep the majority of its life away. It's one of their most favorite activities and they are really good at it. Most cats will sleep about 16 hours a day, and some even more than that."
Sleeping in your midst pretty much means that the kitty feels it's safe to let its guard down a bit- in fact, some of them even sleep with their bellies all splayed out open- not worried a bit that you hunams might suddenly decide to slice it open- now THAT'S trust!
In our next Nappie-time Wif Tha Havie, we'll talk about other things to keep your kitty happy! Remember: a happy kitty is a nappie-time kitty!
Kthxbai

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New Segments on Tha Andimandie Show

nobody@vox.com(Tha Andimandie!) — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 07:23:54 +0800

Oh hai :)
Welcome to Tha Andimandie Show my two regular guest kittiez: Tha Havie is our resident relaxation expert, and she talks about caring for your kittiez, keeping your kittiez happy and living an otherwise contented kittie existence on her segment, Nappie-Time Wif Tha Havie (because a happy kitty is a nappie-time kitty! -Tha Havie).
Also welcome to our show the sassy but incredibly affectionate (at least when she wants to) Chloe- her segment, Tha Claws of Chloe pretty much touches on anything that grabs her: viral vids of other kittiez online, kittie stories, news and features of all kinds, and other fun stuff for kittiez she digs up from the interweb (eedeeot! it's the world wide net! -Tha Chloe).
So The Andimandie Show promises to be choc-full of great stuff not just for kittiez but for all you hunams who love kittez, or at least wants to love kittiez.
Do check back with us from time to time, alright? K?
Kthxbai :)

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Hello Hunams!

nobody@vox.com(Tha Andimandie!) — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 10:41:53 +0800

I iz in Your Internet, Writing Your Blogz!

Oh hai! Welcome to too-day's edish of Tha Andimandie Show!
Hey, we got some great stuff for all you kittiez and kitty-loving hunams out there: Here's a story I sorta stumbled into on this site called Pet Shed. Some poor kitty, which had gone missing, apparently had managed to get herself stashed away in one of those storage containers FOR 18 DAYS!
That's a LOT of cans of cat food!
So to all you kittiez out there: if for some reason, you decided to take a trip from Hawaii to California, and you think you're going to take 18 days or so, please do pack yourself a can of Friskies or two. Or eighteen. No you can't catch fish at sea if you're locked in a huge crate filled with nothing but moldie furniture, books and sundries.
Well, hunams, i got too go. Time for my afternoon nappie-time!
Kthxbai!

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Love a LOLcat Today!

nobody@vox.com(Tha Andimandie!) — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 15:00:14 +0800

Send in tha LOLcats!

Everybody loves a LOLCat!
Hey, at least we do here at Tha Andimandie Show! For lots more LOLCat goodness, please do visit www.icanhascheezburger.com. They have lots of LOLCats for you to fawn over ("aww, so cu-ute!")- 80+ pages worth! If it's your first time into the site, get ready to kiss at least a couple of hours away. If you're coming back for more LOLs, you'll probably end up looking for your favorite LOLCats using the links they have so generously provided below.
Here, read more about LOLCats on this article on www.petshed.com. Great stuff! If you still need more, you can check out LOLCats on Wikipedia right here!

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