Tha Claws of Tha Chloe: 08 Aug Roundup

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Welcome hunams to the very first edish of Tha Claws of Chloe! Tearing a new one on stuff we find online!  Or not. Let's see, shall we? 

Could it be Tha Chloe?

OK, first up, we have some news stories going on:

• Like these stories on how cats are getting fatter! Yikes!  I know I'd like to be a plump little kitty but not THAT plump!  Lay off the doughnuts and vanilla ice cream, sister!  Seriously, stick to -erm- fiber or cardboard or something.  In case you haven't heard, dogs and even horses are getting fatter!
• On the other hand, some kitties have taken a liking for plastic bags- you know, the ones the hunams use when they bring out tasty treats for kittiez?  Those bags!  Personally, I like diving INTO those bags- seems like there's something moving inside 'em *pounce*
• Meanwhile, China is having problems with its dogs!  Specifically, Beijing's 700,000 dogs. 700,000!  Imagine all the crap you have to pick after!  Hold on, they DO pick after their dogs in China, right?  Anyone?
• And in New Zealand, a bull mastiff/terrier chewed on two hunams (ouchie!) and had to be seized by local officials!  Hey wasn't there a similar story before?  Oh wait, no. That was a Jack Russell that saved some kids from being mauled by a couple of pit bulls. Sad :(
• Lastly, you guys have heard about that story on the world's richest pets right?  Well, regular folk want to make sure their pets are well taken care of even in the event of their untimely demise.  I'm sure my hunam would leave me that nice little ball I was chewing on earlier today!  *scratchie*

Well, that's it for the week's roundup!  Join us next week for another edish of Tha Claws of Tha Chloe!  How does that Grab ya?